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This is for my bestfwend's birthday.

I decided to do another one lol

Here's my entry for the DIY Halloween costume, I gope you guys like it!
A - Available: Yes (wink wink, nudge nudge.... kidding.)
B - I'm not sure what this question was...
C - Crushing on: *Cough* Cenzo *Cough*
D - Drink you last had: Water
E - Easiest person to talk to: Tess or Courtney
F - Favorite song: at the moment, Creep by Radiohead
G - Gummy bears or gummy worms: GUMMY WORMS ALL THE WAY
H – Hometown: Somewhere in New York
I - In love with anyone: ...Maybe... It's too early to tell. Ask me in another three months...
K - Killed someone: Well duhh
L - Longest car ride: SIX HOURS. WITH TWO ARGUING BOYS.
M - Milkshake flavor: Vanilla FTW
N - Number of siblings: 2 :|
O - One wish: That I had better self confidence, or that I was less socially awkward.
Or for my father to go die in a hole.
P - Person that called you last: mah mom
R - Reason to smile: BECAUSE IT'S ALMOST BED TIME AND I AM EXHAUSTED!
S - Song you last sang: Out Here On My Own from the movie Fame
T - Time you woke up: 6:10
U - Underwear color: EW NO WAY PERV
V – Vegetable: celery (only in my mom's soup though)
W - Worst habit: Being so fucking awkward around everybody.

Sorry, ignore the crappy set. It was a failed idea.
 
- Go to Urban Dictionary and type in your answers to the following questions.
- Post the first definition it gives you.
(lol I literally just finished doing this with all of my friends names)
 
1. Your Name?
Alanna's are by far the most unique person you will ever meet. They believe in sporting thier own special style, mixing a bunch of colors, patterns, and jewerly. Alanna's are relatively quiet until you burst their bubble. Then they become crazy maniacs! It may take a while to get to know this person as they aren't comfortable. So start spending time with them. You'll never regret being thier friend because thier loyalty is there until the end. They stick up for thier friends and are there any time any where.
They're very delicate with everything they do; from finishhing projects to eating. Taking much time to complete things.
Alannas pop out at you at any given moment, so be ready!
person 1: "wow, did you see that girl?! gahh, she's so pretty."
person 2: "I know. she's such an Alanna! I wish I was brave enough to be like her..."
LOLWHAT
 
2. Your Age?
Fifteen : An age in a person's life when they aren't a kid, an adult or even a preteen but a teenager.

3. Two Of Your Friends?
Kenzie: only one word can describe her
FLY

Nicki:A beautiful girl who means the world to one very lucky guy. She cares for him, puts up with all of his stupidity and humor, and even sports. The true perfect woman. Perfect eyes, smile, laugh love. Perfect cheeks, lips, warming hugs. Perfect body, hair, everything she does. Are all the reasons for being the one you love.
(LOLWHAT, She's a badass who doesn't care what anybody thinks of her)
 
4. What Should You Be Doing?
Studying: a term used in reference to doing school work. it also ends in the word dying, and slowly leads to it.
5. Favorite Color?
Red: Flavor of kool-aid to a black person
WHAT THE FUCKK? That is so racist!
6. Birthplace?
New York:
 
In reference to the city, let's just say that you know you're from there if any of the following apply to you:
You say "the city" and expect everyone to know that this means Manhattan.
 
You have never been to the Statue of Liberty or the Empire State Building.
 
You can get into a four-hour argument about how to get from Columbus Circle to Battery Park at 3:30 on the Friday before a long weekend, but can�t find Wisconsin on a map.
 
Hookers and the homeless are invisible.
 
The subway makes sense.
 
You believe that being able to swear at people in their own language makes you multi-lingual.
 
You've considered stabbing someone just for saying "The Big Apple".
 
The most frequently used part of your car is the horn.
 
You call an 8' x 10' plot of patchy grass a yard.
 
You consider Westchester "upstate".
 
You think Central Park is "nature."
 
You see nothing odd about the speed of an auctioneer's speaking.
 
You're paying $1,200 for a studio the size of a walk-in closet and you think it's a "steal."
 
You've been to New Jersey twice and got hopelessly lost both times.
 
You pay more each month to park your car than most people in the U.S. pay in rent.
 
You haven't seen more than twelve stars in the night sky since you went away to camp as a kid.
 
You go to dinner at 9 and head out to the clubs when most Americans are heading to bed.
 
Your closet is filled with black clothes.
 
You haven't heard the sound of true absolute silence since the 80s, and when you did, it terrified you.
 
You pay $5 without blinking for a beer that cost the bar 28 cents.
 
You take fashion seriously.
 
Being truly alone makes you nervous.
 
You have 27 different menus next to your telephone.
 
Going to Brooklyn is considered a "road trip."
 
America west of the Hudson is still theoretical to you.
 
You've gotten jaywalking down to an art form.
 
You take a taxi to get to your health club to exercise.
 
Your idea of personal space is no one actually standing on your toes.
 
$50 worth of groceries fit in one paper bag.
 
You have a minimum of five "worst cab ride ever" stories.
 
You don't notice sirens anymore.
 
You live in a building with a larger population than most American towns.
 
Your doorman is Russian, your grocer is Korean your deli man is Israeli, your building super is Italian, your laundry guy is Chinese, your favorite bartender is Irish, your favorite diner owner is Greek, the watchseller on your corner is Senegalese, your last cabbie was Pakistani, your newsstand guy is Indian and your favorite falafel guy is Egyptian.
 
You're suspicious of strangers who are actually nice to you.
 
You secretly envy cabbies for their driving skills.
 
You think $7.00 to cross a bridge is a fair price.
 
Your door has more than three locks.
 
Your favorite movie has DeNiro in it.
 
You consider eye contact an act of overt aggression.
 
You run when you see a flashing "Do Not Walk" sign at the intersection.
 
You're 35 years old and don't have a driver's license.
 
You ride in a subway car with no air conditioning just because there are seats available.
 
You're willing to take in strange people as roommates simply to help pay the rent.
 
There is no North and South. It's uptown or downtown.
 
When you're away from home, you miss "real" pizza and "real" bagels.
 
You know the differences between all the different Ray's Pizzas.
 
You're not in the least bit interested in going to Times Square on New Year's Eve.
 
Your internal clock is permanently set to know when Alternate Side of the Street parking regulations are in effect.
 
You know what a bodega is.
 
You know how to fold the New York Times in half, vertically, so that you can read it on the subway or bus without knocking off other passenger's hats.
 
Someone bumps into you, and you check for your wallet...
 
You cringe at hearing people pronounce Houston St. like the city in Texas.
 
Film crews on your block annoy you, not excite you.
 
Lol I live in the suburbs of upstate new york.
 
7. Your Month Of Birth?
April:the month were the sexiest bitches are born
(Damn straight!)
 
8. Last Person You Talked To?
Grandma: The only person in the family that knows how to cook.
HAHANO. My mom is an EXCELLENT cook!
9. One Of Your Nicknames?
Lani:
noun. Hawaiian & islander name.
 
Hawaiian translation, "sky, heavenly body"A word meaning hello. It is commonly used by French speaking Canadians, predominantly found in Quebec. It is used interchangeably when speaking English or French.

Wow, I haven't made a set in a week.
I've been on Tumblr most of the time, so this is really annoying.
I HATE NEW POLYVORE!
@polyvore
NOBODY LIKES YOU NOW, JUST MAKE UP YOUR DAMN MIND ALREADY!